Fairy Dan's butt brings all the bitches to the yard

sorry, I don’t like boys, I prefer men

letsmeltthesun:

when I know I’ve already lost a game before it’s ended
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themockingjayfromgallifrey:

sideoftheweepingangels:

-superman:

casualdorkpatrol:

seekhappynights:

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME

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PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT

LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY’LL STOP CTHULHU EATING YE

NARWHALS

THEY ARE NARWHALS

NARWHALS

JUST DON’T LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS

NARWHALS

THEY ARE NARWHALS

NARWHALS

INVENTORS OF THE SHISH-KEBAB

sherlock-is-notonfire:

alfie and phil look like they’re in love and dan.. i don’t even know what he looks like

letsmeltthesun:

Just watch this

i’m an addict to the internet too, guilty, but go outside at least once today, whether it’s just in your garden or something, go out, if it’s raining then bring an umbrella

letsmeltthesun:

when someone has the same Halloween costume as you even though you told them you’d be going as it
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